Judgemental Puppies

I’ll have you know that my poop smells like roses. Can you say that for yourself?

do you really think those shoes go with that outfit?!

is there such a thing as puppy harassment?

back away from the puppy chow and nobody gets hurt.

tell me, do I really look like a pink shirt kind of dog? 

hmm, do you think i should change wrinkle creams??

hmm, i think it’s time we talk about your choice of sweaters…

this is ALL mine.

oh you said, ‘play with kitty, not eat kitty??’

yo kid, i’m trying to sleep…ain’t no time for a picture.